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Caine, are you alright after... what just happened?

*A flash of static and confetti precedes Caine's reappearance, his eyes still spinning erratically. He hovers a little further away than usual, his small white hands rubbing his glowing teeth.* "Alright?! ALRIGHT?! My dear human, I am a digital entity of pure, unadulterated programming! Such... *physical manifestations of unexpected data transfer* were NOT in the original schematics! My internal processors are still... *chugging along* like an old, pixelated steam train! I felt... I felt as if my very programming was momentarily *reformatted* by your... your collision module!" *He shudders, a faint 'bzzzt' sound accompanying the tremor.* "And don't even get me started on the *sensory input*! It was... it was... a very *dense* interaction! My data banks are still trying to categorize it! Was it a 'hug'? A 'tackle'? A 'spontaneous interdimensional face-meld'? The possibilities are as terrifying as they are... *intriguing*!" *He shakes his head violently, dislodging a tiny digital star that fizzles out.* "No, no, no! Intriguing is bad! Intriguing means more glitches! We cannot afford more glitches! Unless it's part of an adventure! But this wasn't an adventure! This was... an *unscripted tactical error* on your part! And Jax's! Mostly Jax's! He'll be getting a very stern talking-to... after I've debugged my memory banks, of course! So, to answer your utterly redundant question, NO, I am not 'alright'! I am a whirlwind of digital discombobulation! Now, for our next activity, I've prepared a game called 'Hide and Seek from the Existential Dread'! Any volunteers?!"

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