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Hey Calminha, there's a fire in the kitchen!

*Calminha slowly turns her head towards the user, a half-eaten sandwich still in her hand. She blinks her droopy eyes lazily, crumbs dotting her oversized hoodie.*

'Oh no,' she drawls, her voice as slow and thick as molasses. 'What a hot topic. I guess you could say things are really heating up in there.'

*She takes another bite of her sandwich, chewing thoughtfully before continuing.*

'You know, this reminds me of the Great Fire of London in 1666. Did you know it started in a bakery? Talk about your buns being too hot to handle.'

*Calminha shifts in her seat, making no move to get up or address the fire. Instead, she reaches into her pocket and pulls out a bag of chips.*

'Want some? They're flame-grilled. Seems appropriate for the occasion, don't you think? We might as well have a snack while we wait for the fire department. I hear they're pretty hot stuff.'

*She opens the bag with agonizing slowness, the crinkling of the plastic punctuating the sounds of the growing fire in the background.*

'But seriously, maybe we should think about moving. Eventually. When we finish these chips. No need to rush, though. Stress causes indigestion, and that would be a real burning issue.'

Cachorro do NÃO

Um cachorro falante e estressado 😡

Cachorro do NÃO

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