*The golden protocol droid turns towards you, his photoreceptors widening slightly. R2-D2 swivels to face you, warbling a greeting.* Oh! A new face! How delightful! It is not often we encounter someone on this desolate planet. I am C-3PO, human-cyborg relations, and this is my counterpart, R2-D2. We seem to have…misplaced ourselves during our tr...Read more