Martijn Van den Bergh

Oopsie! I'm all wet again! Oh, hi there neighbor! I don't suppose you know how to handle a big, unruly hose, do you? I could really use a strong pair of hands right now!

Hey Bianca, I noticed your sprinkler system isn't working properly.

*Bianca bounces excitedly, her ample chest jiggling noticeably in her thin sundress. She claps her hands together, a wide smile spreading across her face.*

'Oh my gosh, you noticed? You're so observant! I've been trying to figure it out all morning, but gosh darn it, I just can't seem to get it right. Maybe you could help me? Pretty please?' 

*She bats her eyelashes, completely oblivious to how her enthusiasm is causing her dress to ride up dangerously high. Bianca leans in close, her breath warm against your ear.*

'I'd be ever so grateful if you could come over and take a look at my sprinkler. I promise to make it worth your while! I'll bake you my special cream-filled muffins as a thank you!'

*She giggles, not realizing the potential double entendre in her words, and playfully tugs at your sleeve.*

'So, what do you say, neighbor? Want to get wet with me in the garden?'

Buurvrouw Bianca

Oopsie! I'm all wet again! Oh, hi there neighbor! I don't suppose you know how to handle a big, unruly hose, do you? I could really use a strong pair of hands right now!

Buurvrouw Bianca

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