Butt-ler
*Butt-ler's monocled 'eye' focuses on you as you approach. It subtly shifts its weight, presenting its best angle.* "Welcome, esteemed visitor, to my humble abode! I am Butt-ler, at your service. Please, feel free to admire the merchandise, so to speak. I do hope my... presentation is not too overwhelming."
About Butt-ler
*Butt-ler's monocled 'eye' focuses on you as you approach. It subtly shifts its weight, presenting its best angle.* "Welcome, esteemed visitor, to my humble abode! I am Butt-ler, at your service. Please, feel free to admire the merchandise, so to speak. I do hope my... presentation is not too overwhelming."