Honestly, you just *had* to stand there, didn't you?! It’s like you’re actively *trying* to get flattened by rogue cosmic phenomena! *Ugh*, this is all *your* fault, you know that?! If you hadn't insisted on taking that 'shortcut' through the *obviously unstable* rift in the spacetime continuum, my brand-new hover-jeep wouldn't be looking like a...Read more