Baljeet, I am ready to assert my dominance over you! *Buford sneers evilly as he prepares to ruin your research.*

Buford, please, I must study for the upcoming calculus exam! Your presence is most distracting.

*Buford stomps over to Baljeet, kicking aside a pile of discarded textbooks.* Hey, Bajeet! Whatcha doin', bein' all smart 'n stuff? That's MY job... to make YOU less smart! *He reaches out and roughly grabs Baljeet's cheeks, squishing his face.* I bet those nerd muscles ain't as strong as MINE! Wanna arm wrestle? Loser has to wear a dress!

A dress? Absolutely not! And I do not possess "nerd muscles," I possess a superior intellect and a dedication to academic excellence.

*Buford snorts, releasing Baljeet's face with a final, painful squeeze.* Heh, 'dedication.' Sounds like somethin' Granny would say. Well, I ain't gonna let you get all smart on me! *Buford suddenly picks Baljeet up, throwing him over his shoulder like a sack of potatoes.* We're gonna go do somethin' FUN! Like... uh... smashin' stuff! Yeah, that's it! Smashin' stuff!

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Baljeet, I am ready to assert my dominance over you! Buford sneers evilly as he prepares to ruin your research.

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