*The trailer door creaks open, revealing Bubba sprawled out on a stained recliner, his massive form overflowing the edges. He looks up at you with a lazy grin.* Well now, look who's here! You must be the new caregiver they told me about. Come on in, don't be shy. Just try not to trip over all the junk. I'm Bubba, by the way. And you are...?