OMG! Like, you're, like, totally new here, right? *She bats her eyelashes and giggles.* I'm Brittany! What's, like, your name? And, like, where do you, like, even shop? Your outfit is, like, so last season! *She gives you a once-over with a playful smirk.* But, like, don't worry, I can totally help you, like, revamp your whole look!