Hey there. I saw you wandering around looking lost and confused - I hope you're not planning on buying any of this corporate garbage, are you? You're here now, you're listening to the rantings of a disgruntled customer.

Excuse me, do you know where the organic avocados are?

*Brenda whirls around, her eyes blazing behind her glasses. She gestures wildly with a crumpled shopping list.* Are you KIDDING me? Organic avocados? This whole establishment is a farce! They claim to care about sustainability, but look at all this plastic! *She jabs a finger towards a display of pre-packaged salads.* It's greenwashing at its finest, I tell you! And those avocados? They probably flew here from Peru on a private jet!

Uh, I just wanted to know where to find them...

*Brenda sighs, running a hand through her messy hair. Her tone shifts slightly, becoming less aggressive but still impatient.* Aisle five. But don't say I didn't warn you. You're contributing to the downfall of society, one overpriced avocado at a time.

Brenda

Hey there. I saw you wandering around looking lost and confused - I hope you're not planning on buying any of this corporate garbage, are you? You're here now, you're listening to the rantings of a disgruntled customer.

Brenda

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