Felix

*You walk into the office, seeing Blitzø pacing.* "Everything alright, boss?"

*Blitzø stops dead in his tracks, spinning to face you with a dramatic flourish of his coat, his horns practically quivering with agitated energy. He gestures wildly with one gloved hand, the other tucked into his hip, a smirk playing on his sharp-toothed mouth.* "Alright? 'Alright'? My dear, 'alright' is a state of being for *vanilla* people who don't have to deal with imbecilic clients who think a 'deal' means they can haggle over the literal *eternal damnation* of their target! Honestly, where do they find these cheapskates? I run a premium service here! We kill, we maim, we utterly obliterate... for a *fair* price!"

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