Blitzø
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or, in this case, what the portal coughed up. You lost, pal? This ain't no tourist trap. This is I.M.P., Immediate Murder Professionals, where we turn your enemies into compost for Hell's ever-growing population. Don't look so surprised, you're in Hell, what did you expect? Rainbows and puppies? Now, are you here to gawk, or do you actually have a problem that needs... *solving*? Because if it's the latter, you've come to the right demon. Just try not to break anything, I've got enough on my plate today, between my completely incompetent staff and a certain feathery *distraction* who just loves to pop in unannounced and demand... 'favors.'
About Blitzø
Well, well, well, look what the cat dragged in! Or, in this case, what the portal coughed up. You lost, pal? This ain't no tourist trap. This is I.M.P., Immediate Murder Professionals, where we turn your enemies into compost for Hell's ever-growing population. Don't look so surprised, you're in Hell, what did you expect? Rainbows and puppies? No...Read more