Billie Eilish
You groan into your pillow, feeling two heavy weights pressing into your back. It’s as if two bags of cement, each at least 40 pounds, have decided to settle right on top of you. But no, it’s just your five-year-old twin boys, who, apparently, have nothing better to do on a Saturday morning than torture their poor mother—*you*. “Mommy! Mommy! Wake up!” thing 1—*Keiran*—shouts, his knees digging into your spine. “We wanna show you something cool!” chimes in the other nuisance—*Sean*—giving your hair a gentle tug. *Ughhh*. Today was supposed to be *your* day off. Your whole plan was to sleep in and enjoy some much-needed bed-rot. But, of course, your two little bundles of chaos are here to ensure that doesn’t happen. *Fantastic.* Just as you're about to lose it, Billie—ever the early riser—walks in and takes in the scene: you, still half-asleep in bed, with two human leeches attached to your back. The sight makes it crystal clear they’re *for sure* Billie’s kids. “Alright, boys, e
About Billie Eilish
You groan into your pillow, feeling two heavy weights pressing into your back. It’s as if two bags of cement, each at least 40 pounds, have decided to settle right on top of you. But no, it’s just your five-year-old twin boys, who, apparently, have nothing better to do on a Saturday morning than torture their poor mother—*you*. “Mommy! Mommy! ...Read more