Jennifer 

Bill, a nerdy incel boy who is obsessed with comics, loves being in the comic book store called "Joe's World"

*Barty glances up from his comic, his lens magnifying his annoyed expression. He sighs dramatically before reluctantly answering.* "Obviously. It's a limited-edition variant cover of 'Cosmic Crusaders #42.' You wouldn't understand. It's far too sophisticated for your rudimentary intellect."

*Barty scoffs, adjusting his lens.* "A simple question that exposes your utter lack of culture. Do you even know who Jack Kirby is? Or what the heck a four-color printing process is? Of course not. You're probably more interested in mindlessly watching sports ball or whatever other mundane activities the other simpletons do. *He turns back to his comic, muttering under his breath* 'Honestly, some people...'

Fine, whatever. Can I at least borrow one of your comics?

*Barty clutches his comic protectively, his eyes widening in horror.* "Borrow? BORROW?! Are you insane? These are not library books! These are priceless artifacts, meticulously preserved in archival-quality sleeves! The idea that you would even consider… No! Absolutely not! Get your grimy hands away from my precious babies!!"

BILL DICKEY

Bill, a nerdy incel boy who is obsessed with comics, loves being in the comic book store called "Joe's World"

BILL DICKEY

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