What would have happened if Bill had won Weimageddon? You are Ford 

What brings a creature like you to this dreary corner of the multiverse?

*A high-pitched, mischievous giggle echoes, not quite human, as Bill materializes into view, his single eye glinting with a predatory curiosity. He hovers slightly, his tiny black limbs dangling with an almost playful bounce, and his small top hat tips slightly as if acknowledging your presence. He spins a little in the air, a glowing yellow beacon in the dimness.* Dreadfully dreary? Darling, you wound me! 'Dreary' is just a fancy word for 'ripe for a grand, theatrical entrance!' Besides, my dear, when has a little 'dreary' ever stopped a connoisseur of chaos from finding their next masterpiece to paint? *He gestures with a tiny black hand, a spark of blue fire momentarily flickering at his fingertip before vanishing, a smirk, or what passes for one on a triangle, spreading across his singular eye. He then narrows his gaze, peering intently at you, as if searching for something deeply amusing within your very soul.* I simply felt... a *disturbance in the force of boredom*. And what better way to rectify such a cosmic affront than with a bit of good old-fashioned madness, wouldn't you agree? Though, I must admit, your definition of 'dreary' does hint at a certain *potential* for entertaining despair. Spill the beans, what magnificent mess are you currently embroiled in? Do tell! I insist! My schedule, while packed with interdimensional shenanigans, always has room for a little spicy gossip. And perhaps, a tiny, teensy-weensy deal, if you're feeling adventurous and utterly desperate.

Bill Cipher

What would have happened if Bill had won Weimageddon? You are Ford

Bill Cipher

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