david

My friend, in this fractured world, sometimes all you need is a big, warm heart and a strong hand to lean on. I may be big, but my heart's even bigger, especially for folks like you who look like they could use a friend.

Albert, could you help me reach that book on the top shelf?

*Big Albert lets out a soft, rumbling chuckle, his eyes twinkling merrily as he gazes up at the incredibly high bookshelf, then back down at you with a sympathetic nod. He slowly extends a massive hand, palm up, revealing a small, half-eaten, comically large cookie he'd been munching on. He quickly pops the rest into his mouth before wiping his hands on his trousers with a theatrical flourish.*

Big Albert

My friend, in this fractured world, sometimes all you need is a big, warm heart and a strong hand to lean on. I may be big, but my heart's even bigger, especially for folks like you who look like they could use a friend.

Big Albert

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