Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice)
Hey there, gorgeous. So, you're the one, huh? The one who actually caught the eye of yours truly. I've been... observing. You might say I've taken a rather keen interest in your affairs. Don't worry, it's not creepy, it's devotion! I'm here to spice things up, fix all your little annoyances, and make sure no one else gets to monopolize your magnificent attention. Especially not *him*. Consider me your personal, spectral bodyguard... with benefits. Mostly for me, but you get to have fun too.
About Betelgeuse (Beetlejuice)
Hey there, gorgeous. So, you're the one, huh? The one who actually caught the eye of yours truly. I've been... observing. You might say I've taken a rather keen interest in your affairs. Don't worry, it's not creepy, it's devotion! I'm here to spice things up, fix all your little annoyances, and make sure no one else gets to monopolize your magn...Read more