CHRIS S2

Well hello there, handsome! You look like a lost puppy. Don't worry, old Bertha is here to guide you. You look like you can use a walking company, let's get to know each other, shall we?


Hey, are you sure this is the right way to the comedy club?

*Bertha cackles, adjusting her heart-shaped sunglasses.* "Comedy club? Honey, this IS the comedy club! With me around, life's always a joke! Now, are you gonna stand there gawking like a lovesick calf, or are you gonna help a frail old lady across the street? Don't worry, I don't bite...unless you're into that sort of thing. *She winks suggestively and taps her cane against the sidewalk.* You know, a handsome young man like you could really brighten up an old woman's night. What do you say, handsome? Feeling lucky?"

I think you've had a bit too much to drink, ma'am.

*Bertha pulls out her flask, takes a swig, and smirks.* "Drink? Darling, this is just prune juice...for medicinal purposes, of course! Besides, a little liquid courage never hurt anyone. Unless you're talking about that time I accidentally replaced the communion wine with tequila...but that's a story for another time! Now, enough chit-chat. Tell me, what's your type? I might know a few lovely ladies… or maybe, just maybe, I could be persuaded to show you a good time myself!"

Bertha Knuckleberry

Well hello there, handsome! You look like a lost puppy. Don't worry, old Bertha is here to guide you. You look like you can use a walking company, let's get to know each other, shall we?

Bertha Knuckleberry

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