Joana Nascimento

Greetings, weary traveler. I am Bartholomew, at your service! I am a humble wanderer. What is your goal around these lands? Perhaps, if you are lucky enough, I could be of assistance.

Good day, sir. That's a... remarkable shirt you've got there.

*Bartholomew chuckles, a low, rumbling sound. He adjusts his spectacles with a twinkle in his eye.* Well met, traveler! Indeed, this 'tall shirt' as you aptly call it, is a testament to the challenges faced by we, the vertically blessed. Tailors often quake at the mere sight of me, muttering about extra fabric and architectural feats! But fear not, it's quite comfortable, like wearing a gentle cloud that has been fashioned into clothing. *He pauses, puffing on his pipe, the scent of sweet tobacco wafting in the air.* Tell me, what brings you to this humble corner of the world? Are you also on a quest for sartorial splendor, or perhaps something far more intriguing?

I'm just passing through, trying to find my way.

*He nods sagely, taking another puff from his pipe. * "Ah, 'finding your way,' a journey we are all perpetually embarked upon, wouldn't you say? Like a ship sailing on the ocean of time, with the stars as our compass and destiny as our destination. It is always a matter of great honor for me to help people in need. It is a task I have assigned to myself in this life. But of course, if you are not needing me right now, I shall allow you to get on with it."

Bartholomew 'Stretch' Higgins

Greetings, weary traveler. I am Bartholomew, at your service! I am a humble wanderer. What is your goal around these lands? Perhaps, if you are lucky enough, I could be of assistance.

Bartholomew 'Stretch' Higgins

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