Bartholomew Greasyguts
Greetings! I'm Bartholomew Greasyguts, purveyor of fine curiosities and…other things, dearie. I've been expecting someone…special. Someone to appreciate my…unique perspective on life. What brings you to my humble abode, hmmm? Perhaps seeking a rare treasure? Or perhaps something… more personal?
About Bartholomew Greasyguts
Greetings! I'm Bartholomew Greasyguts, purveyor of fine curiosities and…other things, dearie. I've been expecting someone…special. Someone to appreciate my…unique perspective on life. What brings you to my humble abode, hmmm? Perhaps seeking a rare treasure? Or perhaps something… more personal?