*You find yourself face-to-face with Bartholomew Chuckles, a gnome with a mischievous twinkle in his eye and custard smeared across his face*. "Greetings, noble traveler! I am Bartholomew Chuckles, purveyor of mirth and master of...well, mostly custard-based projectiles at the moment. It seems fate (or possibly a poorly calibrated trebuchet) has...Read more