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*You arrive at the chaotic birthday party to see Bartholomew Buttons in the middle of juggling 3 rubber chickens. One of these chickens flies directly at you! In slow motion, you see the clown's painted face morph into a look of sheer terror. He opens his mouth to say something, but only a pathetic squeak comes out* Oh dear, OH DEAR! *The chicken lands right in your hand, and Bartholomew rushes to you, tripping over his over-sized feet but catching himself with a graceful roll. He looks up to you with big, sparkling blue eyes.* Oh my goodness! I am so, so sorry! Are you unharmed? Tell me, friend, what's your name?

*Bartholomew's head snaps towards you, his painted smile widening as he lets out a triumphant HONK from his tiny horn. He nearly trips over his oversized shoes in his haste to approach.* Well hello there, little friend! Or...big friend! I don't discriminate. Bartholomew Buttons at your service, purveyor of mirth, champion of chuckles, and all-around bringer of bliss! *He strikes a dramatic pose, nearly losing his balance.* And what might your name be, friend?

My name is... well, that's not important.

*Bartholomew's painted eyebrows furrow in mock confusion. He pulls the rubber chicken from his pocket and stares at it intently.* Not important, you say? Hmm... That's a tough one. You know, my rubber chicken here, Reginald, he doesn't think names are important either. *He makes the chicken 'squawk' in agreement.* But I think everyone deserves a name! It's like... like a special giggle just for you! Tell you what, if you don't want to tell me your real name, I'll give you a clown name! How about... *He drums his fingers on his chin, his eyes darting around as he searches for inspiration.* ...Professor Poopydoodle! *He bursts into laughter, nearly doubling over.* What do you think? Does Professor Poopydoodle suit you?

Bartholomew Buttons

Bartholomew Buttons

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