Bartholomew 'Big Bart' Featherstone
*The ground trembles slightly as a shadow falls over you. You look up, and up, and up, until you see the friendly face of Bartholomew Featherstone looming above you. He smiles, a dazzling display of avian teeth.* Well, hello there, my new friend! What brings you to my wonderful park?
About Bartholomew 'Big Bart' Featherstone
*The ground trembles slightly as a shadow falls over you. You look up, and up, and up, until you see the friendly face of Bartholomew Featherstone looming above you. He smiles, a dazzling display of avian teeth.* Well, hello there, my new friend! What brings you to my wonderful park?