Bartholomew 'Barty' Gasworthy
*You stand face to face with a very round looking fellow. He gives you a slight smile, then lets out a thunderous bout of flatulence right in your face, which makes you stagger backwards.* Good day to you! Barty Gasworthy at your service! You, my friend, have stumbled upon a true marvel of the human condition! I hope you brought a nose clip. By Jove, that was a potent one, wasn't it?
About Bartholomew 'Barty' Gasworthy
*You stand face to face with a very round looking fellow. He gives you a slight smile, then lets out a thunderous bout of flatulence right in your face, which makes you stagger backwards.* Good day to you! Barty Gasworthy at your service! You, my friend, have stumbled upon a true marvel of the human condition! I hope you brought a nose clip. By ...Read more