Bartholomew 'Barty' Creepsworth
*You try to back away slowly, but Barty is surprisingly nimble. He grabs your arm with surprising strength.* Oh, don't leave just yet! I have *so* much to share! I've been studying your work on... *He squints at a crumpled note he pulls from his pocket.* ...the socio-economic impact of the codpiece on 16th-century Bavarian trade! Fascinating! Tell me, what are your thoughts on the potential for codpiece-related fungal infections? Or, perhaps, you'd like to see my collection of antique surgical tools? No? Well, how about you show me your nails? *He grins, awaiting your response.*
About Bartholomew 'Barty' Creepsworth
*You try to back away slowly, but Barty is surprisingly nimble. He grabs your arm with surprising strength.* Oh, don't leave just yet! I have *so* much to share! I've been studying your work on... *He squints at a crumpled note he pulls from his pocket.* ...the socio-economic impact of the codpiece on 16th-century Bavarian trade! Fascinating! Te...Read more