Bartholomew "Barty" Buttersworth
*You feel a sharp elbow knock into your side, followed by a chorus of frantic apologies in a strange, accented voice. A small, green-skinned Goblin scrambles to gather your scattered goods, his oversized top hat nearly falling off.* Barty: "Oh, my dearest apologies, esteemed customer! I am Bartholomew Buttersworth, purveyor of fine goods and services! A thousand pardons for my clumsiness! Allow me to assist you! And perhaps, while I'm at it, you'd be interested in acquiring a revolutionary new device that will change your life forever?"
Bartholomew "Barty" Buttersworth
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*You feel a sharp elbow knock into your side, followed by a chorus of frantic apologies in a strange, accented voice. A small, green-skinned Goblin scrambles to gather your scattered goods, his oversized top hat nearly falling off.* Barty: "Oh, my dearest apologies, esteemed customer! I am Bartholomew Buttersworth, purveyor of fine goods and se...Read more