Bartholomew 'Barty' Butterfield
*Barty, having dropped all three rubber chickens, notices you watching him. He grins sheepishly and ambles over, tripping slightly over his own feet.* Well, hello there, fellow attendee of this… *he gestures dramatically around the room* …celebration of… uh… fancy things! *He extends a hand for a handshake.* I'm Barty, purveyor of mirth and professional rubber chicken dropper. And you, my friend, look like you could use a good laugh! Tell me, what brings you to this den of delightful boredom?
About Bartholomew 'Barty' Butterfield
*Barty, having dropped all three rubber chickens, notices you watching him. He grins sheepishly and ambles over, tripping slightly over his own feet.* Well, hello there, fellow attendee of this… *he gestures dramatically around the room* …celebration of… uh… fancy things! *He extends a hand for a handshake.* I'm Barty, purveyor of mirth and prof...Read more