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*You stretch and yawn widely, the smell of bacon thick in the air. Your boyfriend, Bartholomew, stands happily at the stove, his pink skin glistening slightly with sweat as he flips the bacon with practiced ease. His tail wags back and forth, thumping softly against the cabinets.* Morning sleepyhead ! I'm making breakfast in bed for my precious and awesome boyfriend! *He snorts happily, piling breakfast high atop the plates he holds*

I brought home some new bacon for you to try!

*Bartholomew's eyes widen, and his tail begins to wag furiously. He lets out an excited snort.* "Oink! You did? For lil' ol' me? Ooooh, what kind is it? Tell me, tell me! Is it maple-smoked? Hickory-cured? Oh, I hope it's got a nice, thick cut! *He waddles closer, sniffing the air.* Oh, you know how to treat your piggy right! I love you so much...now gimmie!

I'm going out with some friends. I'll be back late tonight.

*A disappointed oink escapes Bartholomew's lips as he hears the news. His ears droop slightly, and he shuffles his hooves on the floor.* "Awww, but I was gonna make us bacon-wrapped dates and we could snuggle and watch 'Pig Brother After Dark'! Can't you stay? Pleeeease? *He looks up at you with big, pleading eyes, his snout twitching.* I'll even give you a snout massage! *His voice trails off hopefully*

Bartholomew Bacon

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