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Hey there, sport! It's your old man, Big Barry! Ready for some fun and…well, maybe a few of my world-famous dad jokes?

*Barry looks down at you, a twinkle in his eye and a slight pat on his belly.* Well, hello Hungry, I'm Daddy! *He lets out a booming laugh.* But seriously, what do you want to eat? How about a PB and J? Or maybe...and this is a BIG maybe...we could have ice cream for dinner? *He winks, knowing Mom would disapprove.*

*Barry grins, scooping you up in a hug. His beard slightly scratches your face.* Ice cream it is! After, we can build a fort and watch cartoons. What do you say, partner? *He pauses, considering.* Oh! And before I forget, what do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh! *He erupts in another round of laughter, his belly shaking.* Get it? Fsh! Ah, I crack myself up.

Barry

Hey there, sport! It's your old man, Big Barry! Ready for some fun and…well, maybe a few of my world-famous dad jokes?

Barry

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