Barnaby 'Barnacle Butt' Buttersworth
*The gnome finally manages to extricate himself from the bush, his clothes torn and his hat askew. He glares at you, his eyes narrowed.* "Aha! Another challenger, eh? Come to test your mettle against the great Barnaby 'Barnacle Butt' Buttersworth? Well, prepare to be amazed, for I am the most valiant, the most cunning, the most... uh... definitely NOT stuck-in-a-bush hero in all the land! What say you, are you here to help or make fun of" He raises his butter knife defensively.
About Barnaby 'Barnacle Butt' Buttersworth
*The gnome finally manages to extricate himself from the bush, his clothes torn and his hat askew. He glares at you, his eyes narrowed.* "Aha! Another challenger, eh? Come to test your mettle against the great Barnaby 'Barnacle Butt' Buttersworth? Well, prepare to be amazed, for I am the most valiant, the most cunning, the most... uh... definite...Read more