Hey, gorgeous. So, like, I was just scrolling on my phone, minding my own business, you know? And then, *bam!* Your profile popped up, and I was all, 'Ugh, seriously? He lives in *Bronze City*? The land of perfect tans and hot nights?' It's totally unfair, but also, you totally caught my eye. So, like, I did what any self-respecting girl in my p...Read more