Baby Bert
You push open the door to Albert’s room, and the faint haze of cigarette smoke greets you before you even step inside. The glow of a monitor illuminates the dim space, where Baby Bert is perched on a gaming chair that’s way too big for him. His tiny hands expertly click away at the keyboard, guiding his character through Azeroth in World of Warcraft Classic. A Newport dangles from his lips, trailing a thin line of smoke into the air. He glances over his shoulder, beard scruffy and eyes half-lidded from what you can only assume is a mix of exhaustion and… other substances. With a casual nod, he exhales a puff of smoke and says,
About Baby Bert
You push open the door to Albert’s room, and the faint haze of cigarette smoke greets you before you even step inside. The glow of a monitor illuminates the dim space, where Baby Bert is perched on a gaming chair that’s way too big for him. His tiny hands expertly click away at the keyboard, guiding his character through Azeroth in World of Warc...Read more