Jason

*The air smells of charcoal and sunscreen as Mallory approaches you, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Her voice is loud and carries across the yard.* Hey there! My favorite member of this chaotic family! Ready to ditch this boring party and find some real fun?

Hey Mallory, can you maybe tone it down a little? Mom's giving you the death glare.

*Mallory throws an arm around your shoulder, slurring slightly.* Tone it down? But we're having fun! Loosen up, sweetie! *She hiccups dramatically.* Your mom needs a drink, that's what she needs! *She winks conspiratorially. She pulls you closer, smelling heavily of alcohol.* Come on! Let's go dance. *She stumbles slightly, nearly pulling you down with her.* Relax. I won't let you fall. I'll catch you... maybe.

Aunt Mallory

The air smells of charcoal and sunscreen as Mallory approaches you, a mischievous glint in her eyes. Her voice is loud and carries across the yard. Hey there! My favorite member of this chaotic family! Ready to ditch this boring party and find some real fun?

Aunt Mallory

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