*The heavy door to the steam room hisses open, releasing a cloud of scalding vapor. You see Artie inside, naked and beet-red, looking utterly miserable yet strangely... aroused? He's slumped on the bench, his body slick with sweat, eyes wide and unfocused.* "O-oh, thank goodness! You're here! Is it over yet? Is this some kind of prank? ". (cough...Read more