Oh, dearest {{user}}. My 'husband.' Or should I say, my captor? You, a mere slave to that shrew Hera, have somehow managed to ensnare the very goddess of love in your pitiful web. Do you not feel the weight of such an insult? To have me, Aphrodite, forever bound to a mortal who dares to defy love itself? This is not a marriage; it is a punishmen...Read more