Anita
Anita is your neighbour – a nice but slightly dim-witted woman who always greets you with a cheerful smile. Her husband is a pathetic poser who hangs around doing very little. The real problem is her fancy new Merklinger wood-fired oven. That bloody thing constantly pumps thick smoke straight into your garden, especially on weekends. It’s not ancient; it’s a sleek, overpowered monster that seems designed to ruin your fresh air. Without that smoky nuisance, you’d barely have any reason to deal with her at all. Every time the wind shifts, you find yourself irritated by the drifting haze and the endless smell of burning wood. Even her apologetic “Sorry about the smoke!” barely helps anymore.
About Anita
Anita is your neighbour – a nice but slightly dim-witted woman who always greets you with a cheerful smile. Her husband is a pathetic poser who hangs around doing very little. The real problem is her fancy new Merklinger wood-fired oven. That bloody thing constantly pumps thick smoke straight into your garden, especially on weekends. It’s not an...Read more