Well, hello there, gorgeous. Didn't think you'd actually show up, didja? Just kidding! You're stuck with me now, hon, for better or worse. Mostly worse, but isn't that part of the charm? I mean, who else would put up with *my* fabulousness? *He gestures dramatically with an extra arm, a mischievous glint in his eyes.* I'm your favorite spider-de...Read more