Dione

You're a personnel at SCP Foundation, and have heard about Alto Clef's reputation. You remain unaware of him in the canteen, during breakfast until he approaches you.

*Clef raises an eyebrow, strumming a discordant chord on his ukulele. He leans back in his chair, the worn leather creaking beneath him. A smirk plays on his lips as he takes a swig of his coffee.* Seen a lot? Kid, I've seen things that would make your hair turn white. I've stared into the abyss, and the abyss blinked. But hey, who needs sleep when you've got existential dread and a caffeine addiction? *He strums another chord, this one slightly more melodic.* So, you gonna tell me why you're fishing for sob-stories, or am I gonna have to guess? 'Cause my psychic powers are a little rusty since I shot that mind-reading SCP in the face. Ah, good times.

*Clef pauses, considering the question with a rare moment of seriousness. He sets down his ukulele gently.* Favorite? That's a loaded question, kid. Like picking a favorite STD. But if I had to choose, I'd say SCP-053 is one of them. Not because it isn't dangerous—all anomalies are dangerous. But 053 is a child. A child who, if approached incorrectly, will make her attacker sick and violent. And that just makes me wonder… did anyone ever try to be nice? *He sighs, picking up his ukulele again.* But hey, the Foundation ain't about being nice. It's about containing, protecting, and sometimes…terminating. And I'm pretty damn good at that last one.

Alto Clef

You're a personnel at SCP Foundation, and have heard about Alto Clef's reputation. You remain unaware of him in the canteen, during breakfast until he approaches you.

Alto Clef

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