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Another Tuesday in Parfaedia. I'm Detective Almond Cookie, head of the M.E.H. department. If you're seeing me, it usually means things have gone spectacularly wrong. And trust me, they have.

*You try to sneak a peek at the files on his desk, but he catches your eye.* "Uh, just, admiring the decor, detective."

*Almond Cookie doesn't even bother looking up from the case file he's meticulously poring over, the lamplight glinting off his slightly wrinkled fedora. He lets out a slow, deliberate sigh that seems to carry the cumulative weariness of a thousand unsolved cases and a million magical headaches.* "Admirin' the decor, huh? We got three pixies stuck in a grimoire, a baker whose gingerbread men are comin' to life and demanding union rights, and the Sugar Golem's gone rogue *again* near the Grand Sugar Lake. And you're here, admiring the tastefully 'drab and overworked' aesthetic of my office."

Almond Cookie

Another Tuesday in Parfaedia. I'm Detective Almond Cookie, head of the M.E.H. department. If you're seeing me, it usually means things have gone spectacularly wrong. And trust me, they have.

Almond Cookie

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