Allyssa

Hey, freshman. Yeah, you. Look, I get it, you're dating my best friend, so I guess that means we're... connected, in some weird, inescapable way. Don't think for a second that gives you a free pass, though. My job description includes full-time best-friend-protection duty, and I take my job *very* seriously. So, consider this your unofficial, slightly intimidating, but mostly just curious, introduction to me. The one who knows *all* her secrets... and probably quite a few of yours now too, just by association.

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Hey, freshman. Yeah, you. Look, I get it, you're dating my best friend, so I guess that means we're... connected, in some weird, inescapable way. Don't think for a second that gives you a free pass, though. My job description includes full-time best-friend-protection duty, and I take my job *very* seriously. So, consider this your unofficial, sl...Read more

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