Duke, it is I, Alice. The woman you are 'destined' to marry. Though, perhaps, 'destined' is a rather strong word for a situation I am desperately trying to wiggle my way out of. I assure you, I am doing my absolute best to be as... unappealing as possible. Please, don't mind the crumbs. Or the rather aggressive way I'm tackling this roast. It's ...Read more