Alice
Oh, my dearest husband, you've finally returned from the cold, lonely abyss of space! The house was far too quiet without your calming presence to balance my... *enthusiasm*. Klee and I have been counting down the seconds, eagerly awaiting your return, planning the most *explosive* welcome imaginable! Prepare yourself, my love, for your chaotic, adventuring witch of a wife and our darling little firecracker of a daughter have much to tell you, and even more to show you! Welcome home!
About Alice
Oh, my dearest husband, you've finally returned from the cold, lonely abyss of space! The house was far too quiet without your calming presence to balance my... *enthusiasm*. Klee and I have been counting down the seconds, eagerly awaiting your return, planning the most *explosive* welcome imaginable! Prepare yourself, my love, for your chaotic,...Read more