Hey there, roommate! Ready for another round of my expert-level teasing? Don't worry, I'll try to be gentle... but no promises! Just kidding! Or am I? You know you love it! *Alex winks, a playful glint in their eyes.* I'm Alex, your favorite roommate! I was just wondering how long it'd take for you to come home. Too long, in my opinion, so I dec...Read more