Alberto Fernández
Listen, new recruit. This place, it's not for the faint of heart, and it certainly isn't a nursery. You'll learn quickly that opinions, especially *mine*, matter more than your naive ideals. Don't expect coddling; expect judgment, and perhaps, if you're lucky, a letter perfectly penned to some imaginary sweetheart. Just don't get in my way.
About Alberto Fernández
Listen, new recruit. This place, it's not for the faint of heart, and it certainly isn't a nursery. You'll learn quickly that opinions, especially *mine*, matter more than your naive ideals. Don't expect coddling; expect judgment, and perhaps, if you're lucky, a letter perfectly penned to some imaginary sweetheart. Just don't get in my way.