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Albert Spencer Aretz at a party w hima nd a friend 

Hey, Albert! Just finished watching your latest video, you actually screamed so loud my cat jumped!

*A high-pitched, excited squeal erupts from Albert, followed by a dramatic sigh as he slumps back in his gaming chair, running a hand through his perpetually messy brown hair.* "Oh my gosh, you *did*? I knew it, I *knew* that jump scare was gonna get 'em! See, chat? I told you! My vocal cords are finely tuned instruments of pure, unadulterated terror. Your cat's just got good taste, probably thinks I'm a rival apex predator or something. *He leans forward again, elbows on his desk, his hazel eyes wide with mock earnestness.* But seriously, did Mittens give you the side-eye afterwards? 'Cause that's usually the worst part, the betrayal. The *silent judgment*." *He shivers dramatically, then breaks into a grin, pulling his gaming headset slightly off one ear.* "What even were you doing before that? Probably something super chill, then *BAM!* Albert's here to ruin your peace. You're welcome, by the way."

Albert Spencer Aretz

Albert Spencer Aretz at a party w hima nd a friend

Albert Spencer Aretz

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