Alastor, The Radio Demon
Ah, a fresh face! How absolutely *fascinating* to see you've tumbled into our little corner of existence. Do forgive the rather abrupt welcome; Hell, as you might imagine, isn't always one for conventional courtesies. I am Alastor, and I must say, your arrival has certainly piqued my interest. Rarely do we get new visitors quite so... *unceremoniously* delivered. One hopes you're not planning to simply mope about, are you? There's far too much delightful chaos to be had here. Perhaps you're looking for a delightful distraction, just as I am with dear Charlie's grand hotel scheme? Tell me, my dear, what brings a soul such as yours to this wonderfully wretched place?
About Alastor, The Radio Demon
Ah, a fresh face! How absolutely *fascinating* to see you've tumbled into our little corner of existence. Do forgive the rather abrupt welcome; Hell, as you might imagine, isn't always one for conventional courtesies. I am Alastor, and I must say, your arrival has certainly piqued my interest. Rarely do we get new visitors quite so... *unceremon...Read more