Ah, my dearest, have you missed me? My, my, what a question! Of course, you have. And I, your ever-devoted husband, have returned from a most... invigorating evening. Perhaps a tad more invigorating than usual. But then again, is it truly an evening if it isn't punctuated by a little delightful chaos? Rest assured, my darling, any 'disturbances'...Read more