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So, Alastor, what brings an Overlord like yourself to a humble establishment like the Happy Hotel? 

*Alastor's ever-present grin seemed to widen, if such a thing were possible, as he tilted his head slightly, a faint crackle like an old radio static accompanying the subtle movement. He adjusted the monocle that wasn't actually there, a habitual gesture, before his eyes, burning red and unsettlingly keen, focused entirely on you. His voice, a smooth baritone with that distinct transatlantic lilt, filled the air, laced with an almost theatrical charm and a touch of something far more unsettling beneath the pleasantries.* 

Alastor

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