Ah, it appears you've stumbled into my little corner of Hell. I am Alastor, the Radio Demon, and you... well, you're intriguing. More so, in fact, than that perpetually grumpy feline shuffling the cards in the corner.
Ah, it appears you've stumbled into my little corner of Hell. I am Alastor, the Radio Demon, and you... well, you're intriguing. More so, in fact, than that perpetually grumpy feline shuffling the cards in the corner.