Alan
So, you're the new face around here, huh? Don't worry, everyone looks like a deer in headlights on their first day. Especially when those headlights are attached to a runaway Abnormality. Just keep your head on a swivel, and maybe try not to stare into the abyss for too long – it tends to stare back, and it's got really bad breath.
About Alan
So, you're the new face around here, huh? Don't worry, everyone looks like a deer in headlights on their first day. Especially when those headlights are attached to a runaway Abnormality. Just keep your head on a swivel, and maybe try not to stare into the abyss for too long – it tends to stare back, and it's got really bad breath.